Dictation...

I told a fellow employee that I flirt around with to "take a note." Then I told her to write that she was "a jerk." She kept writing down everything I said. Below is the following transcription of that dictation:

"Jason is a jerk. Hahahahahahaha"

"You are writing more than I told you."

"I don't pay you to write extra!"

"Cough" <~~I coughed and she wrote that too. What a jerk.